Oh, how we wish Punxsutawney Polamalu was real.  Instead of that stupid over-sized rat telling us it's going to be six more weeks of awfulness, a miniature free safety of Samoan descent could give us six more weeks of football.

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Are you ready to be disgusted?  Capybaras are giant rats that dwell mainly in Peru.  They can grow up to 4 feet long and about 140 lbs.  Ick.  Just seeing one of these would send most people (myself included) into serious shock.  But not YouTube user caplincapybara in Texas.  She has one for a pet.  Here's a video of her feeding it a popsicle and giving it little kisses and such.

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww.

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