Monday, February 8, 2010 at 11:38AM And now we have a president of the "Who-Gives-A-Fuck" department: a 330 foot long doormat. Hey, asshole, the next time you feel like making a 330 feet long waste of space, how about making some clothing for a kid in Haiti?
That is all.
via UniqueDaily
Friday, November 6, 2009 at 12:51AM 
Italian motorcyclist Paolo Turina, lost his license after a speed camera clocked him on his motorcycle at 383 mph. In addition to loosing his license, Turina was also fined £200 ($332).
If I could go that fast I'd enter my bike in the MotoGP world championships. Valentino Rossi would not stand a chance. What did they think they were clocking - a jet fighter? asked Mr Turina, of Cernusco Lombardone.
If the court rules the fine will stand then I'm going to send it to the Guinness Book of Records - after all if the court says its true then I should get the credit for this remarkable feat.
We totally agree. Paolo's day was still probably better than this guy's.
via Ananova
