Getting those pesky wires straightened back out is such a pain in the ass. Let this video show you a simple way of getting the job done.

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While we're on the subject of tight pants.

Just gross. Now where the hell can I get one of those golden jumpsuits?

If this doesn't make you want some ice cream, something is wrong with you.

Fucking Ewwww *shivers*

What do you do when it just won't stop raining, and your city starts overflowing with sewage? Surf it of course.