But let's just say that I hadn't seen it and I said to you, "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet", what would you think?

I'd think that you're a cinematic idiot and I'd feel sorry for you.

We often sit around drinking beers scheming up what to do with our lotto winnings. When we're not talking about those magic numbers that will one day make us rich, we plan how to best defend ourselves against the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Shooting skeet with a tank pretty much serves both scenarios perfectly.

So where can we buy a tank?