We here are no strangers to ridiculous food creations. So, this pizza with four and a half inches of toppings really warmed our hearts.

Here's the list of ingredients and their caloric rating:

340g pineapple (190 kcal)
70g asparagus (14 kcal)
360g bacon (1152 kcal)
750g cheese (2700 kcal)
275g mayonnaise (1980 kcal)
170g shrimp (145 kcal)
400g ham (520 kcal)
200g salami (780 kcal)
600g tomato paste + dough (1098 kcal)
1 egg (90 kcal)

"All in all, this bad boy has 8669 kcal in it and weigh 7.08 lbs (3215g)"

Cheers to you, giant pizza maker guy.

via Struntsaker