Tuesday
13Oct2009
Neo Geo Love
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 7:59AM 
The Neo Geo is a home console video game system released back in 1990. The system and it's games are largely collector's items now; the games alone can pull in anywhere from $150 to $1000 bucks.
As you will see below, some people are very passionate about their collection. One collector, Rot, as in your eyes may rot out after watching this, goes to great lengths to show you how much he loves his games. Where does Rot live, you may ask? Where the streets have no name. (slightly NSFW)
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Little known fact:
That crazy little sashimi was Neo's roomate... Ryan Hotaka (aka Rot). After The One devoured the red pill (mainly to escape the hell that was the Hotaka Hilton) Rot discovered Neo's booty and furnished the rest of their Quanza with his beloved collection.
Rot has since confessed his undying love for Neo and is believed to spend hours of every day in rigid copulance with the console that bears his lost love's name. He hopes to one day leave The Matrix, and be born anew, flushed like a used condom from his pink prison, into the arms of his shiny black beau... to help fight Elrond for all eternity.